We're F*cked, The Judge is My Ex

Marlowe Sasson has spent twelve years being very good at two things: the law and bad decisions. So when her best friend is accused of murdering the ex-husband who made her life hell, taking the case feels less like a choice than a reflex. What Marlowe definitely does not need — on top of a relationship that’s quietly curdling and a girlfriend she suspects is cheating — is for the case to be reassigned to Judge Cassandra Vane: brilliant, controlled, and very much the ex who left Marlowe years ago believing Marlowe had cheated on her. Cass is everything Marlowe has spent years trying and failing to get over, and now she’s the one person in the room Marlowe can’t afford to want. But with a murder trial closing in, her personal life going up in flames, and enough tension between the bench and counsel table to qualify as obscene, staying professional is getting harder by the day. We’re Fucked, the Judge Is My Ex is a spicy lesbian romcom about bad timing, old wounds, and the kind of chemistry that really should come with an ethics violation.