The Cat

Sure, the Cat entertained Sally and Conrad whilst their mother was away, but what happened next? The Cat asks the question "what if the Cat were feminine, and also gay. And what if, perchance, the mother were a divorcée whose ex-husband was a no-good, lousy, rotten cheater?" And the follow up question is, "what exactly is the Cat in the Hat?" These aren't questions you've ever asked, but they are ones The Cat intends to answer.